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December, 2000 End of the Millennium Mega Edition
ALPHETA PATTON, ACE GIRL REPORTER, INTERVIEW WITH
FIFTEENTH WORLD CHESS CHAMPION ANAND!
WOW!
December 27, 2000
Patton: Vishy, first of all, let me congratulate
you on your new title. How does it feel to be world
champion?
Anand: It feels great, just great! My wife
is already busy spending the money I won! It's fantastic,
just fantastic!
Patton: I have heard reports that some of the
checks issued by FIDE for the championship had bounced.
Did you have any problems with your check?
Anand: Bounced checks? What are you
talking about, Alph?
Patton: Oh goddess! Vishy, haven't you heard?
Don't you get those emails from Sam Sloan? [Read The
Sloan Report at The International Chessoid!!!]
Anand: What emails from Sloan? What the
[deleted] is going on?
Patton: Ohmygoddess! You mean you haven't
heard that some of the checks are bouncing higher than the Moon?
Oh Vishy, I think you'd better stop your wife's shopping right
now!
Anand: Holy Cow! Neera, Neera -
Patton: Hey! Wait a minute, we're
scheduled for an exclusive interview! Vishy, Vishy!
Hey - wait up -
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AND THERE YOU HAVE IT CHESSOPHILES! TIC'S EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW WITH V. ANAND, FIFTEENTH WORLD CHESS CHAMPION!
WILL ANAND CATCH HIS WIFE BEFORE SHE BREAKS THE BANK???
WILL FIDE MAKE GOOD ON ITS BOUNCING CHECKS??? STAY TUNED
FOR THE LATEST CHEESY CHESS NEWS, YOU'LL FIND IT HERE, AND ONLY
HERE, AT THE INTERNATIONAL CHESSOID!!!